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Do I Hate Christmas?
As soon as the giant Christmas tree goes up in all the major shopping centres I know that we…
That’s Sick, Bruh
I don’t feel like I get sick very often. Some quick Googling says adults catch 2-5 colds a year,…
Bad Days
Sometimes people just have bad days. You can do everything the exact same as you did the previous day…
No-One is Ever Right
I have come to the decision that no-one is ever right about anything ever. What is the basis for…
An Empty Locker
a once-full locker now stands empty. the faint scent of cheap-perfume-covered scratch-and-sniff stickers lingers, the bleach mercilessly etching away…
Why I Love Absurdism
I try to brand myself as someone who doesn’t take things too seriously. Obviously, I have to actually take…
The Most Transformative Experience of My Life
Have you ever had an experience that afterwards completely changed how you viewed the world? I haven’t. The transformative…
Tea and Coffee
I got a job working as a casual sales member of T2. Huzzah! Finally I can earn some extra…
k, ok and okay
I am a big believer of using lowercase letters in text to make internet content more digestible and friendlier.…
The Secret to Acting
Every single acting teacher I’ve had has imparted their “wisdom” unto my class of what the “secret to acting”…
does it really matter
Years ago, I saw a meme which was a depressed-looking Sesame Street Grover with the caption being something along…
I Hate Splinters
One of my biggest fears – well, not fears; as we established in a previous blog post, I’m not…
Shows Should Be Fun and That’s What Matters
DISCLAIMER: This is an opinion piece. I am writing this as an individual, not affiliated with any organisation. All these…
How I Never Forget Anything Ever
Everyone makes mistakes. I have written several songs about that. But all of the mistakes that I’ve made and…
Masking and Trumpet Impressions
This week I learnt that being tired…isn’t natural. This has come as a shocking revelation to me. Normal. People.…
Let’s Not Beat About the Bush
“I know it’s cliché, but –” That’s a cliché now, too. I am tired of people being afraid of…
A Dollar a Minute
Once more I find myself confounded on what to write about this week. Will I ever get tired of…
Being a Nerd
I’d call myself a nerd. Like, genuinely – not as an insult. Do I find it insulting when other…
An Important Announcement
I’ve never really known what I’ve wanted to be when I grow up. I’m saying “grow up” rather than…
A Million Thoughts in Four Hundred Words
I’ve always dreamed about making a webseries. Well, that’s a lie. I’ve not always dreamed of it. But more…
i guess this is poetry
It’s dark and it’s a little bit cold. I am sitting staring at the blaring white computer screen just…
Chronic Earliness
I’m always early to things. Every single time. On average, I’m probably half an hour early to things. Quite…
Mortal Fears
I don’t know if I’m actually truly afraid of anything. I know how that sounds (arrogant and naïve) but…
Me and Food
I used to hate chocolate cake, or cake of any kind for that matter. I don’t know what I…
Marcus and the Lily Pad
I’m not going to bother writing anything serious. I have spent the last hour procrastinating writing this and I…
Why I Hate Leftovers
I abhor leftovers. Why? Uh, well...I don’t know why. The idea of eating yesterday’s old food just seems so…
In Defence of “Miserable” weather
Why does the weather choose to be so miserable? Wouldn’t everyone be just that little bit happier if it…
My Happy Places
The seven wonders of the world are very interesting places to visit. However, due to me rarely going outside…
That’s Good Enough For Me
I have tried to start writing this blog post about eight different times and I’m very embarrassed. Usually ideas…
Financial Ruin (But I Got Nice Hairclips)
This week I went to an arcade for the first time ever. I developed a new addiction and I…
No, I’m Not an Earwig
The question that haunts all bloggers who don’t have a theme-specific blog is “What shall I blog about today?”. Well,…
is this thing on?
Testing, one, two...okay. I understand the lack of practicality in typing “testing, one, two.” But it seems appropriate given…